Q: Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Shark Week - Dandruff
Q: How did they know the shark attack victim had dandruff?
A: They found his head and shoulders on the beach.
Shark Week - Candy
Q: What is a Shark's favorite candy?
A: Jaw Breakers
Shark Week - January Jones
January Jones was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming around a man. The man was screaming, "Help me! Help me!" January laughed and laughed! She knew that the shark was never going to help that man!
Q: How do the fish get to school?
A: By octobus!