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Heavenly Fish

Q: Which fish go to heaven when they die?

A: Angelfish!

Shark Week - Dandruff

Q: How did they know the shark attack victim had dandruff?

A: They found his head and shoulders on the beach.

Shark Week - Candy

Q: What is a Shark's favorite candy?

A: Jaw Breakers

Shark Week - January Jones

January Jones was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming around a man. The man was screaming, "Help me! Help me!" January laughed and laughed! She knew that the shark was never going to help that man!

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Q: How do the fish get to school?

A: By octobus!