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Fish Wall -Riddles

Q: What did the fish say when he hit a wall?

A: Dam!

Ocean TV

Q: What is a fish's favorite game show?

A: Name that Tuna.

Can You Hear Me Now

Q: What do you give to a fisherman who is going deaf?

A: A herring aid.

What a Fish Smokes

Q: What does a fish smoke?

A: Sea weed

Where to Find Fish

Q: Where are most fish found?

A: Between the head and the tail!