What a Fish Smokes
Q: What does a fish smoke?
A: Sea weed
Where to Find Fish
Q: Where are most fish found?
A: Between the head and the tail!
Q: What fish only swims at night?
A: A starfish!
The Tsar's Favorite Fish
Q: What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish?
Q: Why did the fish blush?
A: Because it saw the ocean's bottom.