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Scales

Q: Why is a fish easy to weigh?

A: Because it has its own scales!

Golfish Dead

One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeing him there, decides to investigate. "Whatcha doin?" he asked. Mongo replies, "My goldfish died and I'm burying him." "That's an awful big hole for a goldfish, ain't it?" asked the neighbor. Mongo shot back, "That's because he's inside your fuckin' cat!'

Fish Wall -Riddles

Q: What did the fish say when he hit a wall?

A: Dam!

Ocean TV

Q: What is a fish's favorite game show?

A: Name that Tuna.

Can You Hear Me Now

Q: What do you give to a fisherman who is going deaf?

A: A herring aid.