Q: Why is a fish easy to weigh?
A: Because it has its own scales!
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeing him there, decides to investigate. "Whatcha doin?" he asked. Mongo replies, "My goldfish died and I'm burying him." "That's an awful big hole for a goldfish, ain't it?" asked the neighbor. Mongo shot back, "That's because he's inside your fuckin' cat!'
Fish Wall -Riddles
Q: What did the fish say when he hit a wall?
Q: What is a fish's favorite game show?
A: Name that Tuna.
Can You Hear Me Now
Q: What do you give to a fisherman who is going deaf?
A: A herring aid.