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A: Because they live in schools.

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Q: What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

A: Peanut butter and jellyfish.

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10 Reasons why fishing is better than sex:

10: Lasts from dawn till dusk
9: You have your own secret hole
8: Allowed several fish daily
7: Can choose the length of your rod
6: Can fish any time of the month
5: You clean it before you eat it
4: Able to take a nap while you fish
3: The cost of bait is cheaper than a date
2: You can always throw it back
1: Your favorite catch can be mounted on the wall
 

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Q: How to communicate with a fish?

A: Drop him a line!

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Q:  What kind of fish will help you hear better?

A:  A herring aid!