Q: Why are fish so smart?
A: Because they live in schools.
Shark Week - Sandwich
Q: What is a shark's favorite sandwich?
A: Peanut butter and jellyfish.
Top 10 Reasons Why FIshing is Better Than Sex
10 Reasons why fishing is better than sex:
10: Lasts from dawn till dusk
9: You have your own secret hole
8: Allowed several fish daily
7: Can choose the length of your rod
6: Can fish any time of the month
5: You clean it before you eat it
4: Able to take a nap while you fish
3: The cost of bait is cheaper than a date
2: You can always throw it back
1: Your favorite catch can be mounted on the wall
Q: How to communicate with a fish?
A: Drop him a line!
Can You Hear the Fish?
Q: What kind of fish will help you hear better?
A: A herring aid!