Q: What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
A: The Codfather!
Shark Week - Feels Great
Two sharks were swimming in the Caribbean. One shark said to the other, "Man this water feels great!" The other shark said, "Wow, a talking shark!"
Shark Week - Game
Q: What is a Shark's favorite game?
A: Hide and go Eat.
Shark Week - Bible Story
Q: What is a Shark's favorite bible story?
A: Noah's Shark
Shark Week - TV
Q: What is a Shark's favorite Si-Fi TV show?