Q: Why do elephants wear sunglasses?
A: So no one will recognize them.
Tarzan Chasing Elephants
Tarzan was tired when he came home. "What have you been doing?" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?" said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground?"
Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?
A: Time to get a new fence.
Week vs Weak
Q: What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?
A: One is a weak one and the other one week!
Elephant and a Naked Man.
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: That's cute, but can it pick up peanuts!