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Crossing Elephant & Whale

Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?

A: A submarine with a built-in snorkel.

Grey Jumper

Q: What's grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?

A: An elephant on a trampoline!

Elephants In The PM

Q: What do elephants do in the evenings?

A: Watch elevision!

Elephants

Q: What has two grey legs and two brown legs?

A: An elephant with diarrhea.

Q: What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

A: Lots of room!

Wrinkled Elephant

Q: Why do elephants have wrinkles?

A: Because they are so hard to iron.