Elephant in the Garage
Q: How do you know when an elephant's been fucking in your garage?
A: Your Hefty bags are missing.
Q: Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
A: Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant?!
Q: Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
A: So he could hide in the cherry tree!
Elephant's Sex Organs
Q: Where are an elephant's sex organs?
A: In his feet- if he steps on you you're fucked.
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular procedure involved splicing a baby elephant's trunk onto the man's penis. Overjoyed, the man went out with his best girl to a very fancy restaurant. After cocktails, the man's penis crept out of his pants, felt around the table, grabbed a hard roll and quickly disappeared under the tablecloth. The girl was startled and exclaimed, "What was that?" Suddenly, the penis came back, took another hard roll and just as quickly disappeared. The girl was silent for a moment, then finally said, "I don't believe I saw what I think I just saw... Can you do that again?" With a bit of an uncomfortable smile the man replied, "Honey, I'd like to, but I don't think my ass can take another hard roll!"