Q: How to elephants talk to each other?
A: By 'elephone!
Q: What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?
A: "Pack your trunk and clear out!"
City Elephant -Riddles
Q: What do you get if you take an elephant into the city?
A: Free Parking.
Elephant and Poodle
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
A: A dead poodle with an 18 inch asshole.
Elephant and Hooker
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a hooker?
A: A two-ton pickup.