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Shady Dog

Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?

A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!

Childhood Dog

I am from the Middle East and when I was a kid, I had a bomb sniffing dog. It died of an overdose.

Asian Pet Store

Q: What's the problem with an Asian pet store?

A: There's always a kitchen in the back!

Ladies Night Out

Three women went out drinking and decided to have a contest to see who could get the drunkest. The next day the women all got together.

The first woman said, "I drove my car into a ditch."

The second woman said, "I blew chunks."

The third woman said, "I burned down my house."

After they all had told their stories, the third woman said, "I guess I won!" The second woman said, "Wait a minute, you don't understand, Chunks is my dog."

Hungry Dalmation

Q: What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

A: That hit the spots!