Cows Night Out
Q: Where do cows go on a Saturday night?
A: To the moo-vies!
Q: How do cows do mathematics?
A: They use a cow-culator.
Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: Because their horns don't work!
Birdie, birdie in the sky
Dropped some white stuff in my eye
I'm a big girl I won't cry
I'm just glad that cows don't fly
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer