Animal Jokes - Cat Jokes
Q: What do you call a cat wearing shoes?
A: Puss in boots!
Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?
A: A stripey sweater!
Q: What should you do if you find a jaguar asleep on your bed?
A: Sleep on the sofa.
A Small Cat
Q: Why was the cat so small?
A: Because it only ate condensed milk!
Q: Who was the most powerful cat in China?
A: Chairman Miaow