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Cat Shoes

Q: What do you call a cat wearing shoes?

A: Puss in boots!

Strange Tiger

Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?

A: A stripey sweater!

Animal House

Q: What should you do if you find a jaguar asleep on your bed?

A: Sleep on the sofa.

A Small Cat

Q: Why was the cat so small?

A: Because it only ate condensed milk!

Powerful Cat

Q: Who was the most powerful cat in China?

A: Chairman Miaow