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Spots

Q: Which side of a cheetah has the most spots?

A: The outside.

Clean Cat

Q: What happened to the leopard that took a bath three times a day?

A: After a week he was spotless.

Live Bait

Q: What did the lioness say to the cub chasing a hunter?

A: "Stop playing with your food."

Circus Lions

Two caged circus lions break free and corner a clown in his dressing room. One lion says to the other, "Forget it, those things taste funny."

Cat Pudding

Q: What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

A: Chocolate mousse!