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At an Auction

During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placed a winning bid told the auctioneer, "I'm paying a fortune for that parrot. I hope he talks as well as you say he does."

"I guarantee it, madam," replied the auctioneer. "Who do you think was bidding against you?"

Owls Singing

Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?

A: 'Too wet to woo'!

Rude Bird

Q: What do you call a very rude bird?

A: A mockingbird!

Parrot and Centipede

Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?

A: A great walkie-talkie!

Seagulls

Q: Why do seagulls live by the sea?

A: Because if they lived by the bay, they would be called baygulls!