Animal Jokes - Bird Jokes
At an Auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placed a winning bid told the auctioneer, "I'm paying a fortune for that parrot. I hope he talks as well as you say he does."
"I guarantee it, madam," replied the auctioneer. "Who do you think was bidding against you?"
Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?
A: 'Too wet to woo'!
Q: What do you call a very rude bird?
A: A mockingbird!
Parrot and Centipede
Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A: A great walkie-talkie!
Q: Why do seagulls live by the sea?
A: Because if they lived by the bay, they would be called baygulls!