Animal Jokes - Bird Jokes
Birds Fly Over Iowa
Q: Why do birds fly upside down over Iowa?
A: Because it ain't worth a crap.
Cross Between a Woodpecker and a Carrier Pigeon
Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
A: A bird who knocks before delivering its message!
Birds on Their Knees
Q: What birds spend all their time on their knees?
A: Birds of prey!
Mouse Tail Gunner
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse down below him. He dives down and eats the mouse. After a little while the mouse works his way out the eagles butt. Proceeding to look around the mouse says: "Tail gunner to pilot... Tail gunner to pilot.." The eagle says "what do you want?" The mouse asks how high up they are. The eagle thinks for a moment and then says "ohh about 5,000 ft." The mouse then replies "You wouldn't be shittin me now would ya??"
My Rooster, Your Donkey
Q: If I have a rooster and you have a donkey, and your donkey bites off my rooster's feet, what do you have?
A: Two feet of my cock in your ass.