Green And Yellow
Q: What's green and yellow and eats nuts?
Chesapeake Bay and a Blonde
Q: What's the difference between the Chesapeake Bay and a blonde?
A: The Chesapeake Bay is losing its crab population.
Osama Bin Laden and Crabs
Q: What do Osama Bin Laden and crabs have in common?
A: They both irritate Bush.
It's Not Tooth Decay
Q: What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you that you have a sexually transmitted disease?
A: Having your dentist tell you!
Q: Did you hear about the promiscuous reptile?
A: It got gator AIDS.