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Green And Yellow

Q: What's green and yellow and eats nuts?

A: Gonorrhea.

Chesapeake Bay and a Blonde

Q: What's the difference between the Chesapeake Bay and a blonde?

A: The Chesapeake Bay is losing its crab population.

Osama Bin Laden and Crabs

Q: What do Osama Bin Laden and crabs have in common?
A: They both irritate Bush.

It's Not Tooth Decay

Q: What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you that you have a sexually transmitted disease?

A: Having your dentist tell you!

Promiscuous Reptile

Q: Did you hear about the promiscuous reptile? 

A: It got gator AIDS.