Dead Dog Or...
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
A: An infected pussy on your organ.
The doctor tells his patient that he has “HAGS.”“What on earth is HAGS?” asks the patient. The doctor replies, “It’s a combination of herpes, aids, gonorrhea and syphilis. The only cure is complete isolation and a diet of pancakes and bacon.” “Pancakes and bacon?” asks the patient. “Yes,” says the doctor. “It’s the only food we can slide under the door.”
Green And Yellow
Q: What's green and yellow and eats nuts?
Chesapeake Bay and a Blonde
Q: What's the difference between the Chesapeake Bay and a blonde?
A: The Chesapeake Bay is losing its crab population.
Osama Bin Laden and Crabs
Q: What do Osama Bin Laden and crabs have in common?
A: They both irritate Bush.