Leaving the Hospital
Q: How does herpes leave the hospital?
A: On crotches.
Yo Mama - Crabs
Yo mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
Escaping The Hospital
Q How do crabs leave the hospital?
A: On crotches!
Seen You Before?
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, "Haven't I seen you somewhere before?"
"Yes," she replied in a loud voice, "I'm the receptionist at the V.D. clinic."
Poem By Urinal Man
As I stand here, and try to piss
I think of the gal that gave me this
If I see her, when I get well
I'll get it again
As sure as Hell