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Fun Fun Fun, Worry Worry Worry

A teacher said to her little student Suzie, "Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun fun worry worry worry."

Little Suzie thought for a moment and began her reply, "Let's see. Fun, period, fun, period, fun, no period, worry worry worry!"

Why N'SYNC is Named

Q: Why is N'SYNC named N'SYNC?

A: Cause they all get their periods at the same time

Yo Mama - Menopause

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought menopause was a button on the DVD player.

Origin of the term PMS

Q: How did the medical community come up with the term "PMS"?

A: "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken!

A Bad Stripclub

A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk. So in turn a pregnant topless dancer got on the bar and squeezed the milk out of her tits. He looked at this and said to himself, "I would hate to see how they give out bloody Mary's."