Fun Fun Fun, Worry Worry Worry
A teacher said to her little student Suzie, "Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun fun worry worry worry."
Little Suzie thought for a moment and began her reply, "Let's see. Fun, period, fun, period, fun, no period, worry worry worry!"
Yo Mama - Menopause
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought menopause was a button on the DVD player.
Creation of Woman Problem
One day, God went to find Adam and Eve in the garden, but found that Adam was sitting by himself. "Where's Eve?" He asked. "Well," said Adam, "She started to bleed. This happens every month or so." "So where is she?" asked God. "Well, she went down to the river to wash up." replied Adam. "Darn," said God. "Now I'll never get the smell out of the fish!"
Blonde Vs. Terrorist
Q: What's the difference between a blonde having her period and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Q: What did the blonde do when she got her period?
A: Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her.