Poop jokes aren’t my favorite jokes.
But they’re a solid number two.
National Fart Day
Q: Why should February 10th be National Fart Day?
A: Because it's 2/10.
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his long suffering wife's annoyance. "You'll fart your guts out one of these days," she always complained. The day after Thanksgiving the wife decided to have her revenge and got up early, placing some turkey giblets in the bed next to the old boy's arse. While making breakfast downstairs she heard his usual morning fart reverberate through the floorboards followed by a scream. Twenty minutes later a rather shaken man came downstairs. "You was right all along Missus," the old man says, "I finally did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God, and these two fingers, I managed to push 'em back in!"
Knock Knock Wannup
I wannup who?
You do! I didn't need to know that!
Q: How does a man take a bubble bath?
A: He eats beans for dinner.