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Toilet Paper

Q: Why did the girl take toilet paper to the party?

A: Because she was a party pooper.

Polish Kid with Diarrhea

Q: Did you hear about the little Polish kid who got diarrhea?

A: He thought he was melting.

Giant with Diarrhea

Q: Did you hear about the giant with diarrhea?

A: You didn't? It's all over town.

A Bat's Worst Day

Two bats are hanging upside down on a branch. One asks the other, "Do you recall your worst day last year?" The other responds, "Yes, the day I had diarrhea!"

Billy Mays Poop

Q: What's it like to take a Billy Mays poop?

A: You think it's over, but wait, there's more.