Q: Why did the girl take toilet paper to the party?
A: Because she was a party pooper.
Polish Kid with Diarrhea
Q: Did you hear about the little Polish kid who got diarrhea?
A: He thought he was melting.
Giant with Diarrhea
Q: Did you hear about the giant with diarrhea?
A: You didn't? It's all over town.
A Bat's Worst Day
Two bats are hanging upside down on a branch. One asks the other, "Do you recall your worst day last year?" The other responds, "Yes, the day I had diarrhea!"
Billy Mays Poop
Q: What's it like to take a Billy Mays poop?
A: You think it's over, but wait, there's more.