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Yo Mama - Farting

Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.

Lice

Q: What do you call lice on a bald man's head?
A: Homeless.

Yo Mama - Breath and Farts

Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, people look forward to her farts.

First Time

I lost my virginity to a retarded girl last night.

I wanted my first time to be special.

iFart

I was at a restaurant the other day and I really had to fart. So to hide it, I began farting to the beat of the music that was playing. After about five minutes, I noticed that everyone was staring at me. Then I remembered that I had my Bluetooth headset on.