Yo Mama - Farting
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
Q: What do you call lice on a bald man's head?
Yo Mama - Breath and Farts
Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, people look forward to her farts.
I lost my virginity to a retarded girl last night.
I wanted my first time to be special.
I was at a restaurant the other day and I really had to fart. So to hide it, I began farting to the beat of the music that was playing. After about five minutes, I noticed that everyone was staring at me. Then I remembered that I had my Bluetooth headset on.