Green And Yellow
Q: What's green and yellow and eats nuts?
Q: What do you get for the person who has everything?
Not sure if my narcolepsy has been cured or if I'm suffering from insomnia.
With all the negativity in the world today...
...at least Charlie Sheen is staying positive.
Wait in the Car
Upon returning to their car from a shopping, one of the young ladies realized that she had forgotten to stop at the pharmacy for her birth control pills. She rushed into the nearest pharmacy and gave her prescription to the pharmacist. "Please fill this immediately," she asked. "I've got people waiting in my car!"