There is an old colonial cemetery where the grave markers are flat. A man and woman sneak in there one night after a Halloween party to make love. The next day the woman is complaining of a terrible back ache, so she goes to see her doctor. The doctor asks her to put on a gown and examines her back but finds nothing wrong. He asks her how old she is, and she says 28. The doctor says that's interesting because it says on your ass that you died in 1784.
Q: Why was Frankenstein's Monster always groaning?
A: Wouldn't you if there was a bolt through your neck?
How Men Take Bubble Baths
Q: How does a man take a bubble bath?
A: He eats beans for dinner.
Difference Between Man and Childbirth
What is the difference between a man and childbirth? One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.
National Fart Day
Q: Why should February 10th be National Fart Day?
A: Because it's 2/10.