Insult Jokes - Skinny Insult Jokes

Hula Hoop Insult

You’re so skinny, you hula hoop with a Cheerio!

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Submitted BY: SANDYLAUREL13

Stealing Six Barrels

The following is supposedly a true story. January 12, 1993
Long Beach police arrested two small, skinny men in October and charged them with stealing six 45-pound barbells from the Buffum-Downtown YMCA.The men were struggling to keep the barbells in a small cart that kept tipping over because they were not strong enough to steer it.

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Yo Mama - Nipples

Yo mama so skinny, her nipples touch.

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